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when you have to shit and there is no bathroom around and you have to hold your ass cheeks together to hold in your shit.
"benjamin and i were running the marathon and i had butt strutt before i shit myself."
Mexico is America's butt if Canada is America's hat!
"Hmmm, they say that Canada is America's hat, huh?--Then Mexico has got to be America's butt!"
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Literally translates to "I am laughing because I just now remembered that butts exist," but meaning depends on usage- can be an insult, a compliment, an observation or a question.
Frank: "Hey, I just joined a frat."
Paul: "lol butts"
Shawna: "Do you like my new haircut?"
Paul: "lol butts"
Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "I agree."
Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "No, we lost it a few weeks ago."
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-noun
1. An expression of extreme dilike or frustration, esp. as a reference to gay butt sex. It was originally used for comical intent, then as an insult, then eventually just an expression.
2. An exclamatory phrase used to show anger, esp. after the loss of an event such as a video game.
-adj.
1. Anything as or of relating to an expression of frustration, again esp. as a reference to gay butt sex.
-noun
1. (After getting pwned by a friend) So pretty much you like teh butt sex.
2. (Again after getting pwned by a friend) Butt sex! (angrily)
-adj.
1. (After losing a game of SSBM) So that was a pretty butt sex game if you ask me.
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Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"
::makes farting sounds::
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A butt slug is a slow moving, small piece of poop that takes forever to force out. It leaves your ass as fast as a slug would...very slowly. It can sometimes look slimy in the water and leave a trail on the toilet when flushed. Unfortunately, when you pour salt on a butt slug, it does not melt.
An example of a butt slug would be a small, slow moving piece of slimy poop that takes forever to force out and leaves a trail on the toilet when flushed.
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