button dump

A tiny poop.

Give me two minutes, I've gotta go take a button dump.

Bitch Button

The ignore button that gets pushed by your angry ex when you are blowing up their phone realizing how damn stupid and CLUELESS you really are when you try to holler at her friends,don't be a jackass!

Andy:Is that CLUELESS bastard still blowin up your phone?
Khristina:Uh,definitely,I'm so pushing the bitch button
Andy:hells yeah,that's what his dumbass gets

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orange button

A difficult task or situation requiring expert skill to overcome. Stems from the skill required to advance to "hard" or "expert" levels in the Guitar Hero video game series.

I'm seeing two women at once. Making sure that they don't find out about each other is a bit of an orange button.

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the red button

See nuclear button.

"During the Cold War there was much fear about whether or not we'd really have to use the red button."
-me

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play button

a re-rack in beer pong in the shape of a play button or sideways triangle

"you wanna get a re-rack"

"yeah dude, get a play button "

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Rug Button

The female sex organ. Also known as the Clitoris. Referred to as a rug button due to it's anatomical alignment with the rug (I.E. Bush, Pubes, Tang danglers, etc). Often referred to as the "Clit."

That chick has a huge Rug Button.
I could barely find her Rug Button because of her massive Rug.

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mong button

generally defined as a wikberg

he likes to press my mong button

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