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This is usually a goth type person, who just mixes his/her(usually her) normal black with bright colors. Like striped socks from Hot Topic or something.
person: i love that goth chicks black and lime green striped socks
other person: she's not goth, she's "candy goth"
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When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
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Any image or likeness used to inspire masterbation.
This months copy of playboy had some great palm candy
Taking snapchats, while driving around late at night in a car playing music.
Michelle- Luis why didn’t you answer any of my calls last night?;)
Luis- Sorry, I was too busy playing Candy Monday you fetí klutzy
Electromagnetic candy is any electrical object, usually computers or spaceships or mp3 players, that is bait and attracts geeks or others in general.
Electromagnetic Candy is a reference to an analogy used in the Farscape episode "Green Eyed Monster" where electromagnetic fields are attractive to Budongs.
"I was on the way to my Job interview, but I was distracted by the electromagnetic candy at JB Hi-Fi"
Question: "What present do you want for your birthday"
Answer :"Electromagnetic candy"
Question: "How good is that video game?"
Answer: "It is Electromagnetic Candy"
Whenever you have WAY too much candy on Halloween and you feel like you want to puke.
Dude... im having a Candy-Ache right now so watch out!!!
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Mistress, side piece, sex toy, booty call; usually referring to the person a high profile business man or head of state is having an affair with
Did you hear the rumors that the Prime Minister brought his booty candy on an official visit to South America? I'm sure his wife must know!