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Max isn’t the definition of calm
They’re always so calm
Like legit very calm
Woah, that’s so max, calm as can be.
4th album of an australian band called 5 seconds of summer. the album is lyricly and musicly a masterpiece. the album's name is from each band member's name's first letter. C(alum) A(shton) L(uke) M(ichael). stream CALM.
person 1: HEY DUDE YA HEARD DIS??
person 2: heard what bruh
person 1: THIS ALBUM IS FIRE MAN
person 2: what album?
person 1: CALM BY 5SOS
A stupid fucking way of confirming that they will show up to an event.
Person A: hey so we're all going to the bowling alley on Saturday?
Person B: yep I'll be there
Person C: calm
Person A: Person C your uninvited
A reaction when someone describes the artist instead of describing the vibe of a song.
Boy: "yo bae, come listen to this new song wit me."
A few minutes later...
Girl: "he's so calm."
Boy: "he is, but the song is too, right?"
A slang way of saying alright, this is commonly used in conversations face-to-face or on text a lot of people who text informally use it in short or long messages and you can include it in a sentence or just on its own
"hey you wanna go to meadowhall later"
"sure"
"calm"
When everything is just right or you forgive someone
Guy 1: Bro, I'm sorry but I forgot to bring the dildo.
Guy 2: Hey man, it's calm, we can just do intense anal sex.
what i wish i was
person #1: “hey, i’m calm”
me: (sobbing internally) “that’s great!!”