how can I know what I think until I see what I say

I am so f#@c*d up right now I have to speak first and have everyone else tell me what I said later.

How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you

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I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

I can die happy now

“I can die happy” is a response to “the moon is beautiful, Isn’t it?” ( the moon is beautiful, isn’t means is apparently a Japanese Quote of saying I love you)

B - The moon is beautiful isn’t it?
G - I can die happy now

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I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

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I can smell fear on you.

If someone is intimidated by you, this. Smell a person and say this. If they weren't scared of you before, they will be scared now. Courtesy Louise Belcher.

"I can smell fear on you." "Okay, I don't like this one."

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I can make a guitar sing

Talking anybody into anything.

"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."

because i can and its free

A phrase used by Nexon, advertising the game MapleStory. Now its just overused, ridiculing (sp?) the company. Hilarious.

Police officer: Why did you kill this young and innocent child??
Killer: Because I can, and its free!

MageGuy123456: y the hell do u keep ksing me? D=<
xXxn4ruT0b011111xxxx: becuz i can and itz free!!!

Person: Whats with you guys and that lame Maplestory commercial?
Nexon: Because I can and its free! (play or dai)

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