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The combination of a Hot Carl and a Rusty Trombone. also there's a spit valve involved.
this sicko on on the internet was interested in a rusty carl.
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The greatest Discord bot in the animal kingdom
"Fuck Dyno. Long live Carl-Bot."
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When you take a spicy, steaming shit on your partners chest which has a layer of bubble wrap on it.
I gave that bitch a steamy Carl!
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a good fast-food resturant to go to when you have the munchies after smoking weed. 2 famous stars 4 $2.50 will fill you up and it feels good
i was so blown that night i had the mad munchies i skated to carl's jr. and pigged out. ate 2 famous stars they were the bomb. i was also trippin out in carls jr that night, on top of that the employees there were baked too. hahahahahahah
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When you take a shit and then put it in some one's microwave and then start the timer
So I was rimming this fat bitch and then I started doing her up the ass. She started bleeding and was totally freaking out about it so I got pissed and went downstairs and gave her a nuclear carl: I also killed her cat.
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A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient's mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.
A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her roses but I gave her a Hot-Carl instead.
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To ejaculate in to someone's ear
On a trip ,John gave Joe a Flying Carl! Isn't that nasty?
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