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When you take a spicy, steaming shit on your partners chest which has a layer of bubble wrap on it.
I gave that bitch a steamy Carl!
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a good fast-food resturant to go to when you have the munchies after smoking weed. 2 famous stars 4 $2.50 will fill you up and it feels good
i was so blown that night i had the mad munchies i skated to carl's jr. and pigged out. ate 2 famous stars they were the bomb. i was also trippin out in carls jr that night, on top of that the employees there were baked too. hahahahahahah
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When you take a shit and then put it in some one's microwave and then start the timer
So I was rimming this fat bitch and then I started doing her up the ass. She started bleeding and was totally freaking out about it so I got pissed and went downstairs and gave her a nuclear carl: I also killed her cat.
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A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient's mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.
A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her roses but I gave her a Hot-Carl instead.
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To ejaculate in to someone's ear
On a trip ,John gave Joe a Flying Carl! Isn't that nasty?
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carl-mole is a play on the words carmel, carl, and mole it is used in chemistry when you are mixing chemicals and you make a compound that resembles a carl and carmel mixture. it usually looks like a spiral like a soft serve icecream cone. The word mole comes into play because moles love to eat the carl/carmel mixture because it is ful of nutriants.
Mother: Timmy, what did you do at school today?
Timmy: We made some wicked sweet carl-mole in chemistry and i think i am addicted to it, just like a mole.
Mother: Well thats nice...we are having Turkey neck for dinner so go wash up
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A euphemism for masturbation; a reference to Carl Monday's 2006 report on pornography in libraries.
"Hey, Carl, wanna go hang out?"
"No, thanks. I'm just gonna go take some Carl-Time."
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