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A Quaker school located in durham nc where 98% of the kids are gay and the other 2% aren’t out yet. You have to ‘settle in’ before and after every class which basically means sitting silently for an awkward minute while people crack their knuckles. It’s pretty shit unless you have a class with matt. Matt is an absolute fucking god beyond human comprehension.
Teacher: “Lets go ahead and settle in”
Student: *cracks knuckles*
Teacher: “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
Student: “Going to Carolina Friends School was a mistake”
Probably the reason people hate the US
That fucking miss South Carolina bitch could not be dumber.
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After consuming an excess of hot/spicy food the man or woman's ejaculate has enough capsaicin to burn in the manner you would expect from Satan's semen.
I ate so much Carolina reaper sauce I had a case of the Carolina Satan Semen and it was burning her eyes!
When you leave the toilet lid down completely and sit with your bare butt cheeks flat down on top. Then when you defecate, the forcibly expulsion just slip slides you all around and ends you up gliding off the front as you proceed to land on the floor in a big pile of your own mess.
Johnny: Dude, the bathroom is all covered in feces, what happened?
Dude: Couldn't help but perform a North Carolina Mudslide after I got all shitfaced at the club last night.
Johnny: And I thought an upper decker was gross. You're on another level dude.
A school in a town designed for college kids. Within a mile radius, you can make a fake ID at Kinko's, buy a bottle of everclear at Greene's, mix it with a Sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to Five Points. From there you can get arrested, taken to the Richland County Jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don't bail you out in time. Whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. And whoever came up with the mascot -- well, wherever that person is, I'm sure he's still smiling about it.
Wow, I loved drinking in Five Points when I visited the University of South Carolina.
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Located in Greenville, NC. ECU is home to 25,000+ students and is the 3rd biggest university in North Carolina. Founded in 1907 as a teacher's college it has grown into a Division I school that has a reputation for a dominant baseball team and a subpar football team even though the team is getting better due to the acquisition of Head Coach Skip Holtz. Also, ECU is known widely for its second to none party scene and was quoted in Playboy Magazine for having the best Halloween party in th nation. Staying in the Playboy mode, Playboy.com ranked ECU #9 in the nation for having the hottest girls. Other quick facts...
Team Name-Pirates...Mascot-Pee Dee the Pirate...Colors-Purple and Gold
Yes, I am a(n East Carolina University) Pirate...
-Jimmy Buffet
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1. A soda drink and vodka mixture of Mountain Dew, Cheerwine (a famous drink found in North Carolina) and Vodka. Simply it is two shots of the preferred drink, and one of the other two. Mix with ice and serve.
2. Receiving a titty fuck in the Carolinas.
1. Can I use a generic a generic cherry drink for a Carolina Titty Fuck? No, that makes the titties all old and veiny...
2. While visiting my friend in N.C. I went to a biker bar, picked up a hot chick with DD tits and she gave me a Carolina Titty Fuck.