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card-carrying member

Anyone who uses the reputation of an organization they belong to in order to try to further their career/social advancement, and use it as a pedestal to look down on others who aren't a member of said organization. Instead of carrying the values of the organization, they attempt to let the values of the organization carry them, usually to their detriment.

Tom is a card-carrying member of his fraternity. He feels that wearing his letters gives him an excuse to be an asshole to everyone who's not one of his brothers, and assumes that his connections will get him a job after college, even though he drinks and jacks off all day and never goes to class.

Susan is a card-carrying member of PETA. Her entire identity is built around the ideals of one organization. She is not imaginative enough to develop a personality of her own, so instead she adopts the angry bleeding-heart liberal stereotype.

by ramma jamma July 26, 2008

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Concession Open Carry

A person of girth carrying armloads of giant drinks, buckets of well buttered popcorn, etc. from a movie theater concession stand. They can usually be seen lumbering through the lobby or fighting gravity on the slope of the theater aisle as they deliver their bounty to appreciative partakers.

Big Ron always volunteers to do the concession open carry since there's no take out bags.

by Dragonsphir November 28, 2016


carrie hope fletcher

Carrie Hope Fletcher is a British West End actress, author, and vlogger. Carrie also plays the ukulele and piano and uploads covers of herself singing onto youtube. She adores the color purple, books, tea, and origami. She loves it when her dressing room (while on tour with a show with West End) has wifi and a refrigerator. She has beautiful curly blonde hair, warm, deep brown eyes, and stands at 5'5". Her singing voice is smooth, strong, clear, resonant. It is practically perfect in every way! She has been acting since she was very young, and is most famous for the roles of Eponine (when she was younger and older), Truly Scrumptious (both younger and older), and Wednesday Addams. She is the author of three books: "All That She Can See", "On the Other Side", and "All I Know Now". She also has a youtube channel called "ItsWayPastMyBedtime" and a second channel called "TwentyThirtyTwo". She is a good person with a positive outlook and a friendly, kind, and down-to-earth disposition. She is always willing to help others in any way she can and will always be smiling! She is strong and has a beautiful personality and character and such a refreshing positive perspective. I am so grateful to Carrie for helping me remember who I am and helping me cement my identity, and for her youtube channel being such a happy, cozy place! Thank you, Carrie!

"Hey, who was the actress who played Wednesday?"
"That was Carrie Hope Fletcher!"

"Wow, Carrie Hope Fletcher is so talented! Her voice is beautiful."

by jelly bunny July 19, 2017


Carrie Capobianco

Small Italian woman with her feet in provocative black slippers standing duck footed waiting patiently for her price charming to “sweep her off her feet” and reveal those repulsive bunions.

Hey baby, you single? I’m Carrie Capobianco and my feet are ready to mingle, are you?

by CarriesCrush August 25, 2021

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carrying coals to Newcastle

It means a pointless, useless situation or action.

"Why are you decorating your Christmas tree in March? This way you are carrying coals to Newcastle!"

by Golasso December 12, 2006

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Carrie Beth

Fugly

Carrie Beth is fugly

by GymnasticsGurl02 February 12, 2018

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Carry the Great Man

To actually take into account the costs of retaining a Great Man in any organization. Costs include the number of people said Great Man drives out of the organization due to their behavior, the amount of legal fees that they could expose said organization to due to anti-harassment lawsuits made by other members, organizational reputation loss, etc.

Clarence: …and that's why I recommend that the board does not terminate Mr. Stallman's role in our organization.

Kelly: Okay, go back to slide 15…

Clarence: Got you. What's your question, Kelly?

Kelly: I was afraid of that. You forgot to carry the great man. What happens when you do that, Clarence?

Clarence: Oh, right. Let me put that in the spreadsheet… huh. I guess we should fire Mr. Stallman's ass, then.

Kelly: I was afraid so.

by tariqk December 6, 2021