Carson Ling is dumb as rocks and likes to be a dickhead to everybody, but can’t take any sort of insult or criticism or else he’ll cry. Carson Ling is also probably one of the biggest homos you’ll ever meet.
Guy 1 - You wanna hang out with Carson ling later
Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch
is reatarted dont be a carson eagle he is dumb and bullys people he cheats on wemon and dates the most stpuidest girls
carson eagle is dumb
Skipping A friends birthday, hangout, Etc. because they got their feelings hurt.
Dylan: “can you come to my birthday”
Jake: “yeah, i would never be Pulling A Carson”
A very well known man that is a pornstar and is very sexy man
Carson Neff is a name typically given to a BAMF, who can and will fuck shit up if need be, but can also be a teddy bear.
Dude, don't mess with him! He's Carson Neff!
A Brenden Carson is a dirty minded but sweet and loving person, he would date anyone and spit on your pussy for a nickel, get yourself a brenden Carson
My Brenden Carson is white
An asshole of a guy who will do anything and everything for a girlfriend. He ruins friendships and breaks girls hearts after. He doesn't care about anything but himself and he is a huge pussy.
Gus: Come on stop being such a Jake Carson!
Kevin: What?
Gus: Stop being a pussy!
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