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Kryptonite Cave

A severely infected form of chlamydia inside a woman's vagina in which her vaginal canal appears to be sharp with raised lacerations containing a greenish hue. This condition is attributed to its similarity to the actual kryptonite cave in the comic book Superman. Contact with the said condition by penis will cause gangrene or "hulk penis." If your girl has the kryptonite cave, you are in some serious business.

I was going down on this girl at a party, but I got gangrene on my lips from her kryptonite cave.

When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.

Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!

by mydickisgreen December 7, 2011

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cave-ass

a girl or a man whose ass as been ravaged again and again and again

the asshole is so big now that you can put a champagne bottle in it

A: Dude, man ! what's wrong with you today?
B: I've fucking been cave-assed last night, can't walk properly anymore.

Look at that cave-ass, only Marvin didn't get to ride her!

by carakoker July 23, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


slime cave

a womans vagina; the receptor of the cock

I'll put my dick in your mom's slime cave, son.

by MikeD25 November 30, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fart Cave

The name for an in-home office, particularly for software engineers that work from home.

"Honey, I'll be working in the fart cave for awhile."

by SLeepdepD December 13, 2008

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wow cave

losing a friend to world of warcraft

yo' man, John is deep in the wow cave.

by dahondaboy October 26, 2010

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cave yodeler

Lesbian. One who enjoys giving cunnilingus. Not just someone who does it because they have to, but one who loves it so much they howl with delight!

Wow, those chicks are so hot.

Don't get your hopes up- they're a couple of cave yodelers.

by Kanginuff February 14, 2010

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Pud Cave

1. The cavern created by a grossly obese man's overhanging stomach flab and thigh, surrounding his shrunken, enveloped penis, and any pubic hair.
2. A small overhanging flap of belly fat covering a man's pud.

"That 300 pound fat fuck's pud cave is so deep, i heard he sits to pee!"

by KoZmO bitch January 6, 2009

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