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"I Did Not Have Sex With Monica Lewinsky"
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When an overweight person during a fight has no option but to use there weight to hold the other person down during the fight enabling them to be able to defend themselves. The go too move for obese people. Applies to male and femake genders.
Big boy ronnie pulled the fat boy cheap trick on me during our last fight
(From the nuclear power industry's false promise about electricity being so cheap as not being able to charge for it)
1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.
1. When Gandalf blew a ship made of smoke through a smoke ring it was a form of witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.
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Peeps who's up for any kind of free parties/events, free booze, free everything and don't have to spend a single cent for the parties. They cool. Their names always on the guest-list. Not a cheapskate tho.
1. Dude, how did you get in here?
I'am a legit CPP (Cheap Party People) dude!
2. Dude , there's this party goin this weekend you wanna come? Everything's is good. No cover.
Yasssss CPP mode on!
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You: do u wanna go to mexico?
them: no, I cant i have... stuff to do grl.
You:boi u liein like a cheap rug.
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used by the president of the United States Of America Funny Valentine, it is the one of the most op stands in the entire series.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap
1: best villain is Valentine
2: fuck no its Kira not that fuckin inter dimensional communist
1: you say that because you also wanna fuck hands
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1. AC/DC song
2. The stand from Jojo's bizarre adventure part 7
3. the act of sucking one's dick for a dollar
Funny Valentine: D4C
You, not a jojo fan: what
Funny Valentine: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
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