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What people who go to chinese school get.
Bob: ARG!! I have sooo much chinese homework!
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when the amount of $$ you earn by working overtime is actually less than what you earn in your normal time.
I get paid $7 when I work by normal hours, but only $4 when I work overtime... fuckin Chinese Overtime.
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The biggest gong show in the word.
"We got the Chinese Olympics. Our country #1 but also has poor literacy and poverty rates"
"We waste money on chinese olympic buildings, please donate for earthquake cause"
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Used in the Restaurant/Bar and Grill Industry to describe a hot water with lemon. Primarily ordered by groups of Asians in place of an actual beverage. . Aggravating for a server or bartender especially when ordered by a handful of people in a bigger group because it means no money but just as much work.
Also known as an R&R "Rotter&Remon" (water with lemon)
Are you kidding me?! I just got an 8 top and they want 3 Chinese martini's.
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An oriental hack of the throat. This is usually sudden and unpleasent. the sound made is very harsh and ear pearcing, it is comparable to that of a feline coughing up a hairball!
teacher: "The symbolic equation for this formula is *shfbshsdbfhsfv*
Student: OMG she just did a chinese cough!
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The logic employed in Chinese-speaking communities throughout the world. Linked closely to Chinese language and culture and, as such, often confuses and confounds outsiders.
A: Check it out. A guy from Taiwan submitted a resume to us that includes his blood type. What's up with that?
B: Get with the program. He's just using Chinese logic. They include that information on resumes over there.
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When your sleeping with a girl and stick your penis in her butt and quickly pull it out and pretending to be asleep leaving the girl all confused.
Last night i gave my wife a Chinese Riddler and now she thinks we have ghosts.
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