Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

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Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

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Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga

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The Chum bucket

The chum bucket is a fictional restaurant from Spongebob: Squarepants, The chum bucket is widely known to be ran by Plankton, Mr.Krabs opponent, Plankton and Mr.Krabs are always trying to one up eachother by coming up with more and more original ideas, but The chum bucket fails terribly, nothing compares to the Krusty Krabs infamous Krabby Patty.

Plankton: MY RESTAURANT IS BETTER THAN YOURS KRAB
Mr.Krabs: haha, never The Chum Bucket always fails

Word chum

(Gaming term) those letters and half words that collect in your in-world local chat prompt before you remember to click back into your private IM. Similar to the chum definition of that means the build up of precum, sperm, and lubrication that builds up during sexual intercourse.

Tom was embarrassed when he accidentally hit the ENTER key, causing his word chum, "scr7886fuck thatwtfyeaMmmmyeah," to spill out into the general chat screen at his virtual wedding rehearsal.

Chattanooga Chum Bucket

When you ejaculate and shit in a pale and leave it in a dark, warm place for two weeks. After the two weeks grab it and chug.

Oh darn! I forgot to check on my Chattanooga Chum Bucket

Bum Chums

A group of men that are homies and all hangout. They do cool stuff like jerk each other off and drink. A group of tight knit niggas

You know bert is a bum chum? Yeah he is a crazy nigga and is definitely apart of the bum chums.