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When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.
Julie was on her rag so I did some Cincinnati Finger Painting.
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The sexual act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to eat it like a freeze pop.
"My girlfriend made the most delicious Cincinnati Freeze Pop for me last night, gobbled that shit up when i got home."
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A 69 that takes place in a car, with the male driving and the female having her legs around the man's head, leaving his hands free for steering. A car with a sunroof is preferable, as it gives the woman more room for her legs.
My girlfriend wanted to go check out a new Civic, but as soon as we got the keys, we decided to give it the old Cincinnati Test Drive.
On the way home from Pittsburgh my wife was so horny that she couldn't wait, so we popped the sunroof and had ourselves a Cincinnati Test Drive
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noun, a form of coprophilia, where a person defecates on a partner's chest then ejaculates on the fecal matter causing it to resemble a glazed cinnamon roll.
Susan was awestruck by the sheer mass of the Cincinnati Cinnamon Roll which she had received from her boyfriend Gerald.
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Entering an establishment (such as cafe, restaurant, bar, etc.) and being asked to leave for no apparent reason other than the staff being a bunch of bitches, one politely nods in agreement while slowly burying their hand down their pants, shitting in their palm, then violently throwing it against the wall as they exit.
My girl and I had a date at this ritzy French restaurant but I guess they didn't like what we wore because they told us we weren't allowed in. I was mad, but while we were leaving I gave them a steaming Cincinnati Monkey Toss and we found a much better Italian place across the street.
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The act of atleast 3 members (2 if your flexible) all on hand's and knee's making a circle. All participants then place cheetos into the anus of the person in front of them, then eat them without using their hands. This can be done for pleasure or competition. Pleasure is obvious. Competion is a 30 second race to see who can eat the most cheetos. Multiple cheetos is not only allowed but encouraged. It is said that the man this is named after could take and eat 10 cheetos at the same time.
Mr.Jone, Mr.Tyler, and Mr.Allen were racing. Mr.Jones jumped out to a early lead doubling up on the cheetos. He quickly petered out. Running neck and neck down to the wire. Mr.Tyler squeaked out the victory with a last second push. Making Mr.Tyler the CINCINNATI HOLY COLEY champion.
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Double circumcision; the act of circumcising an already circumcised individual.
"Hey, have you seen Louie around?"
"Nah, nobody has seen Louie since Tony got ahold of him and gave him a Cincinnati Buzz Cut."