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The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass
Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass
You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".
"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.
"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."
"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.
"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.
Person 1: Tucker Carlson is a socialist!
Person 2: What the hell? Draw a clock, man.
I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.
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Shanna always loved body, but she was always afraid that she would get clocked by more nosy strangers.
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The act of watching (or clocking) a documentary.
Did you clock the doc about sharks last night on BBC1?
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A term popularized by the Twitch chess community, commonly used when the timer of a player is about to run out.
xQc: *timer running out*
Twitch Chat: YEP CLOCK
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