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Another word for popcorn.
Suitcase: I never knew dead abusive fathers like steve cobs could taste so good!
Knife: I know, right? Want some butter?
Suitcase: Sure, babe!
When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.
You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels
"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"
You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."
The handles inserted into corn cobs when eating corn on the cob.
Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.
Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
Hey the Cob Jobbler’s pulling in right now what’s he going to fuck up today?
When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.
“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”