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A stupid hoe who starts drama at Markham woods and thinks she can beat people but runs from her problems and is the best of being a fake friend to everyone
Somebody: heyyy cola your cute
Cola: I know
Cola: that girl is so ugly *whispered to crystal*
Popular slang term for Coca cola but if u call it this u are most likely a retard who likes boys and is gay
PERSON : Hey can i get a jack and cola
BARTENDER: No u may not because if u call it cola ur a loser i only make jack and cokes
The carbonated beverage of choice for Chrysler owners, especially those who favor semi-vintage vehicles produced during Lee's period as "top dog", comprising the late 70's through the early 90's.
Good ol' L.I. is really gettin' up in years now... I wonder if they'll keep bottling the tasty Iacocca Cola after he finally passes (think, the "fighting nun" toy fitted with Margaret Thatcher's doll-head that came out after she got ousted as P.M.; they stopped making the dolls since Maggie was no longer politically-popular, and created the fighting nun toy merely to utilize the untold thousands of doll-heads that they'd made in her likeness).
the phone that co-co cola made
person 1: i just got the co-co cola phone!!!
person 2: good for you
In every commercial and movie ever and yet the name is so forgettable and can’t be a normal soda
COCA COLA IS WORKING WITH THE ILLUMINATI
When you mix a used tampon with carbonated water and it becomes a burgundy / murky brown color.
"I was drinking Zendaya's Coca Cola the other day, that shit tasted like angel tears"
A coca cola is where a woman shits in a pot made out of silver coins melted down and then a man cums in it and then put the cum and shit into the local foutain and then they have backwards piledriver sex, but before the male cums, he has to stand up and yell "FUCK YOU DAN" then cums in or out.
Person: Hey man, i just did a coca cola to my girl last night. It was awesome
Person 2: I know. You were at the fucking park doin it with a shit and cum filled pot.
Dan: FUCK YOU TOO