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no way in hell colton is gay as fuck and he does not like girls only boys cock
Colton is nice and sarcastic person. He'll help me when I need help then he'll poke fun at me for needing help. He seems really mean on the outside but He's actually a really good friend on the inside. He is one of the most loyal people you'll meet and he's also one of the most funny people you'll meet. Everyone else seems to hate him but if you can look past the judgement he's an amazing friend to have.
Friend 1: hey you see that kid over there. He's super weird I can't believe you hang out with him"
Me: "yeah that's my best friend Colton"
Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"
You're the most dirty minded person I know
There's a reason my name is Colton
Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton rearranged my guts
Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton’s shlong rearranged my guts
someone who will want you back after he realizes no girl will ever compare to you, someone who cheats on every single girl he ever dates and talks shit about them even tho he used to be “in love” with them, someone who will send you videos of him burning everything you gave him like every memory y’all ever made together was just a joke. basically it’s someone who doesn’t deserve shit because their an ass who can’t see they have an amazing girl to love them but they won’t get over themselves to actually be with her.
“damn, colton doesn’t realize he just hurt the only girl that would love him unconditionally” ... oh trust me he will realize one day. and it’ll be too late
A sweet spirit. Super genuine man. He makes you feel like Heaven on Earth. His smile is contagious. Every time he hugs you, you never want to let go. He is motivated, driven, goal-oriented. A God-fearing man. He is ultra LOYAL. Doesn’t play about his family. He has a pretty smile, nice dimples, and sexy lips. If you get to ever meet him you’re truly blessed. Truly unforgettable!
“I need a Colton in my life!”