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Colton

Uncultured dipwad.
Annoying.
Thinks he’s cool.
Based.

More than likely has a mullet.

eeeeew that kid is so Colton.

by Bill sucks May 3, 2022


colton

he will brake your heart. he is cold, mean, and rude

girl 1: ugh colton just called me ugly...
girl 2: oh no! he's such i jerk!

by creamyblood October 19, 2020


Colton

Dating a girl named "Stacia," but obviously using her as a coverup so he can get away with flirting with guys "as a joke."

"Colton we know you like men ."

by TheStupendousOne June 4, 2022


Colton

A pleasantly mediocre man who consumes lots of steel.

A: Man half my refridger is gone :(
Colton: 😋

by Professor Ballfart March 2, 2023


Colton

A guy who may seem weird but who has the most amazing personality. He is very magnetic and you feel drawn to him. Even though he doesn't feel anything for you, he's still extremely kind and caring. He has the most beautiful facial features that you can't resist staring at.

God I can't not like him, he's just such a Colton

by Just a hopeless romantic January 31, 2022


Colton

A very short boy who sucks at soccer and sports in general
Is mad for his lack of long legs and even though there short he can’t touch his arms

Look at that midget
Yea he’s such a Colton

by AnonymousGirlScout April 16, 2022


Colton

That one kid who offers ppl chicken. furry. gay.

"DO YOU WANT SOME CHICKEN????" -colton
"No... furry emo gay"

by Astric420 May 16, 2022