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An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.
"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"
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When you have reached the point in ur relationship with ur significant other where ur comfortable enough to stuff ur face in front of him/her; as a result you become a fat cow.
At some point in the year I've been with my boyfriend I got comfort cow syndrome because none of my jeans fit me anymore!
When a women buys an article of clothing, like a pair of boots, because it looks really good, but they hurt so much, that by the end of the day they want to cut their legs off at the knee!!
Is cuteness over comfort.
Lesbians!
When someone is a lesbian, they are a member of the comfortable shoe brigade.
Plays on the stereotypical doc martin wardrobe of the lesbian community!
She's a member of the comfortable shoe brigade!!
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Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.
After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.
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When a guy lands in the friendship zone, but continues to hope he will break on through to the other side, but never will.
A guy who hangs around a girl giving her companionship while he feels his emotional needs aren't satisfied.
Joe has been friends with Mindy forever, but wishes they were more than friends. He's a comfort blanket, cause it's never going to happen.
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When you're in the LGBTQIA+ community and find comfort in fictional or real straight couples (normally fictional). This is a term when both characters or celebrities are both heterosexual outside of the cis male and cis female relationship.
Person 1: Omg I love Jack Walten and Rosemary Walten they're my comfort straight couple!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT THEYRE SO CUTE!
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