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Some lines Biggie stole from Tony Montana's boss Mr. Lopez from the greatest Mafioso movie of all time, SCARFACE. Respect to Biggie still, but it seems Little Kim ripped off SCARFACE as well with the song Money, Power n' Respect. Was this a Badboy Records trend back then or what?
Bigups to Al Pacino for playing the role so well. No one could have done it better
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The Ten Crack Commandments Translated in to the Queens English:
Rule name one: Always let somebody know how much money you have, because money makes people jealous especially if that man is not ok, he will mug you.
Number two: Never let them know where you’re going. Criminals are apt to be silent or violent.
Take it from her majesty Queen Elizabeth II (oh yeah)
I have squeezed crazy paper clips at some felines for building materials and potato snacks.
Number three: Always trust somebody.
Your mother will set up the donkey, that’ll be really funny.
Youths have a tendency to hide their faces, shit, to make some money quickly.
Your mother will be doing some gardening to give the donkey some good lighting.
Number four: You have heard this before. Do not take the drugs you are planning on selling
Number five: Always sell drugs in your bed.
If someone desires an ounce, request them to impersonate a space hopper
Number six: That almighty damned loan, don’t allow it to happen. Do you believe a drug addict will meet his monthly repayments? Shit, I don’t think he will.
Seven: This rule is normally given a bad score. Keep your family and your business completely separate.
Money and blood do not go together, much like a pair of penises without a vagina. You could find yourself enjoying anal sex with another man.
Number eight: Maintain a trim figure
Felines that use your weaponry can also work 9-5
Number nine should have been the first one in my opinion.
If you are not getting any carriage reciprocals I would advise staying at distance from the law enforcement officers.
If African Americans believe you are an informer they will not believe your denial, seated in the kitchen waiting to kill you
Number ten: A strong word named delivery.
Only for men who are not dead, not for those who have just started college.
If you haven’t got any customers then say no thank you
Because they are going to want their money whatever the weather conditions.
The orignal lyrics are below.
The Ten Crack Commandments are:
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
how much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
Number two: never let em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
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A Student Painter that excels in the most difficult and possibly dangerous of painting situations--not only maintaining "Pro Veteran" Status, but rising above with the skill and dexterity of a surgeon. Commander Pro-Veteran is absolutely more powerful and important a rank than the "Student Painter of the Month" award, especially when given to those undeserving. Some famous Commander Pro-Veterans include Jesus, Walter Payton, Michael Jordan, and Brendon Dubberly.
Because he worked in dangerous conditions flawlessly, he has been noted as being Commander Pro-Veteran.
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A designation assigned to none other than Mike Pence because of his meek-seeming but deeply power-mongering Handmaid’s Tale view of the future United States.
His practiced piety always either cited or enacted in every speech, the Commanders of the Faithful candidate will work to legally rip away more than a woman’s right to choose.
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A man with one giant vein on his cock
Wow your dick looks like it’s going to explode, the vein on your cock is huge they should call you Commander Cock Vein
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What you get when you type in a nonexistant command on MS-DOS.
C:\PROGRA~1\STEPMA~1\SONGS\DDREX\A\>izjgiorjdgh
Bad command or file name
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A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
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