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When you choose a condom of your choice and use the same condom to fuck 7 different women from each of the 7 continents.
Jimmy had realized after too much partying at the club he had obtained a continental condom.
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noun: object used when a regular condom is insufficient for the circumstance; a plastic baggie and a rubberband in additional to traditional measures to fully protect your shit
Jodge: Dude, check out that Gutter Hag
Bart: Whoah, shes vomitting! Better use a gutter condom on that slag.
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When you are fingering a girl and your hand comes back very wet without you having done almost nothing, you are allowed to have sex without a condom.
Damn bitch, you wet as fuck. The no-condom rule is officially in effect.
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The bacon condom; the act of thrusting one's erect penis into a woman's anus/vaginal opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. This is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. Upon ejaculation, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. Thus is formed, the bacon condom.
Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!
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When u take the banana out of its peel and replace it with ur penis. Thus u have ur dick in a banana peel.
Like ma homemade fleshlight
Oh u mean nature’s condom
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Your worst living nightmare no matter who you are...
Man: Aww Damn yeah bitch wait im gonna cum!!
*Split Condom*
Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?
Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?
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Used as an insult for when someone is being more then a douche. Condoms have cum inside them after being used, thus making it more disgusting and just gross. A large sack of them is a lot worse then a douche.
You're such a condom sack man! Just go and punch him in the face!
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