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Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.
"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."
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"Bowl Control" ; noun
To be in control of the bowl of a marijuana smoking device currently being toked on by your bros.
Yo it's cool dawg I got bowl control finish that drank
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The controller in the house that no one wants to play with. typicly off brand, or damaged.
aww dog, theres to many people you gonna have to use the shit controller.
No buddy wants to play with the shit controller.
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The act of fucking a girl in the ass to make her do what you want.
That bitch wasn't listening to me, so I hit her square in the Control Room now she don't give me any problems.
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hitting what you are aiming for
Man 1: Why do you have a gun?
Man 2: Its better to have it and not need it than to not have it and need it.
Man 1: You make no sense.
Man 2: You suck *gun shots*
Man 1: You shot me!
Man 2: and i hit you wear i wanted to
Man 3: now thats what i call gun control
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"Hey, Do you believe in Gun Control"
"Yes, Yes I Do"
"Are you coming to the march this Saturday?"
"No, I'm gonna shoot some guns"
"That's not gun control"
"Gun Control is hitting what is aim at idiot"
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Often American and always in your face, these people will not rest untill you are thinking like them. Are often Christian (see vinno's definition of christian) and want you to be too. These people are fucking up our world. (see George W Bush)
AHHHHHHHHHH A BASTARD! HELP HELP I am... thinking... like...
god bless america
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