dead conversation

this is when you are having a conversation via IM (facebook chat) and you it is going no where and you could care less if it goes anywhere but you continue to respond back with short worded responses.

I totally had a dead conversation with Guy today. He just would not take a hint.

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Zombie Conversation

When you claim someone is "dead to you" and then you have an awkward conversation with that person.

Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"

*3 months later*

Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"

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Political Conversation

1. Code phrase used for a group of people getting together to smoke pot.

Guy 1:"What are you guys about to go do?"
Guy 2:"We are going to go talk politics."

Girl 1:"You guys going for a political conversation?"
Girl 2:"Yes, wanna come?"

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conversation killer

Words or phrases that one would use to "kill" a conversation. Usually with someone you really wouldn't rather be talking to. These words or phrases usually consists of one-worded anwsers and are usually in the most simplistic form.

Josie: "So how was your day today? Mine was pretty good."

Butch: "Fine"

Butch's Friend: "Wow Butch, why the conversation killer with Josie?"

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Conversion therapy

A form a brain washing through mild torture thought by ignorant bible bashing fuckwits and some soviets to cure people of being anything other than heterosexual and if possible white or poor or foreign.

Ignorant fuckwit 1: “That f*ggot like men he need conversion therapy !”
THE REST IF THE WORLD: “H can do as he likes. Get out of my sight “

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Let's Converse

What you say when you want to cut the crap in a conversation.
This phrase will usually appear in an MSN Messenger conversation to skip all of the usual

- Hey
- Hi
- How are you ?
- Good you ?
- Good thanks wubu2 ?
- nm you?
- nm

By saying these two words, you save around 30 seconds of your life for every msn conversation.

- Hey
- Hi
- How are you ?
- Let's Converse
- Sounds good.

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conversation rape

When someone talks to you against your will or forces you to engage in a conversation after you have already refused.

Conversation rapists usually target the same victim(s) multiple times.

I wanted to be left alone so I put on my headphones, but my coworker just talked louder so I would have to listen to her. She conversation raped me.

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