one who delights in cunnilingus
It's a regular fur pie jamboree out here tonight. Cooter smoochers as far as the eye can see!
The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.
Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?
a guy who is really good with the ladies, and has no problem getting pussy.
ladies man, pimp
Guy 1: Yo bro did you getting any last nite at tommy's party.
Guy 2: No man, but Joe was a freakin cooter slayer that night. He hooked up!
A metaphor and/or (sexual) acronym used to describe the the oral pleasuring or better known as eating, of female anatomy (vagina).
My girls coming over tonight, I hope I'm having cooter casserole for dinner.
1. An extremely attractive person
2. Anything sure to turn a female on
1. "Ooh girl, I just saw my neighbor with his shirt off, can you say cooter swamper? I think I need a cold shower. "
2. "Bitches can't resist the romantic types, romance=instant cooter swamper ."
The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache
My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.
I invented this. It means what you think it means. Its a COOTER SMACKER
Me in Warzone: YOOO That kids a fuckin Cooter Smacker