one who delights in cunnilingus
It's a regular fur pie jamboree out here tonight. Cooter smoochers as far as the eye can see!
The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.
Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?
a guy who is really good with the ladies, and has no problem getting pussy.
ladies man, pimp
Guy 1: Yo bro did you getting any last nite at tommy's party.
Guy 2: No man, but Joe was a freakin cooter slayer that night. He hooked up!
A metaphor and/or (sexual) acronym used to describe the the oral pleasuring or better known as eating, of female anatomy (vagina).
My girls coming over tonight, I hope I'm having cooter casserole for dinner.
Laughing extremely hard until you cry about something involving vaginas.
Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!
I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!
Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!
The moist spot on your girl in the early morning.
Mmm. There's nothing like getting morning sex when the cooter dew has set.?
A fart so powerful the it vibrates your labia.
I farted so loud it gave me a cooter quake.