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When you blow your wrist out because you have been quareteined at home for two weeks and you are masterbating 24/7
I tried to play baseball today but my Corona wrist was acting up
During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
another name for coronavirus.
generally this name is used ironically to mock those who are unreasonably scared of the coronavirus.
james: *coughs*
alexandra: oh no i'd better stockpile toilet paper or else i'll get the dreaded corona
The one person who you are allowing yourself to break quarantine with.
Person 1: Hey man! You can't be that close to her!
Person 2: Hey, don't worry! She is my corona bud.
A girl who, while quarantining because of COVID-19 related reasons, messages men on social media in hopes of getting attention, food deliveries, etc. She will entice her victim with hopes of possible romance when her quarantine period is over, only to never be heard from again.
Person A: This poor girl I've been talking to has Corona and is stuck in her room! Should I order her some food to help cheer her up?
Persom B: Be careful. I think she may be a Corona Floozy trying to use you.
In the same vein as a Jägerbomb, a Corona Bomb (performed with a Corona for symbolic coronavirus purposes, but can be any alcoholic beverage) is chugging your entire beverage through your COVID-19 mask.
If executed correctly, the participant imbibes their entire beverage as well as whatever may be lingering on their mask from the environment it’s been worn in.
Yo dude let’s do a socially distanced round of Corona Bombs!
But that sounds gross and exactly what the CDC would NOT recommend...
Who the hell knows what’s gonna happen with this thing! Corona Bomb! Corona Bomb! Corona Bomb!
The increase in population as A result of quarantine during the coronavirus; from people being inside with others, & bored
#Corona Boom "Just think in 50 years youngsters will be calling the babies of 2021 "Coronaboomers!" LoL"
: John Adkison (@adkisojk) in response to
"#CoronaBoom or #MediaDiseasePanicBoom"
: Conscience Constellator @ConsncConstlatr
corona boom tweet;
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https—://twitter.com/adkisojk/status/1238449492870848512