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When people are advised to avoid handshakes to lower the risk of getting infected with Covid-19, but urged to think of alternative ways to greet one another—for instance, they could bump elbows; embrace the Thai wai and say hi in prayer-like posture; or use the “footshake.”
Guesstimate how many handshake alternatives have emerged worldwide to combat Covid-🤝.
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When seeing a member of the opposite sex in public wearing a face mask. The person appears to be a 10 out of 10 on the numerical point scale for attractiveness. When the face mask is removed, there true attractiveness is revealed often several points below a 10.
The woman removed her mask, her teeth were buck, and her nose was stout. If she kept her mask on she'd be a covid-10.
A Covid poser is someone who on the surface seems to be the most committed person to mask wearing, and social distancing and enforcing all the rules. However this is the same person that was shopping at Walmart, going to a friends house for Thanksgiving and is not wearing a mask unless anyone’s watching.
Me: So Mom, I thought you didn’t leave your house for six months? Why are you at Walmart and out to dinner with your friends, no mask in sight? Sounds like a Covid poser to me?
Mom: “No I just did curbside delivery!”
Me: “Right...”
A man you think you are in deep love with but you are only really with him because covid has you bored, lonely and stir crazy.
Carrie: I can't talk to you on the phone, I have a new man in my life that I am committed to.
Man: Oh when did you guys meet?
Carrie: We haven't met yet.
Man: Ahh, so you got yourself a Covid Daddy.
Submitted by: @nasescobar316
The state of receiving, gaining, or having a steady source of wealthy financial funds, or having items or products to make you financially wealthy because of the cause of the Coronavirus or Covid-19. This state can come about being well-stocked in Lysol, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and or Clorox wipes during the Shelter-in-Place order of 2020 during the Covid 19 pandemic. This includes essential workers who have employment and are getting paid extra funds known as "hazard pay"
"I will buy your drink, I am covid rich."
"Did you hear Jennifer has been living the high life because she knows how to sew and sell masks? She got covid rich"
"John has a works at a Target and they are paying him $2 extra an hour. He is working extra hours and he can't go spend his money at the bars, so he's become covid rich."
New signs popping up in front of businesses that are failing because of covid19 virus.
My business is covid closed because of this fucking virus. It wasn't because I'm a bad businessman......just bad timing!
The indent left in my couch after quarantine from SARS-CoV-2
I should have alternated where I sat on the couch during quarantine because now there's a Covid Divot right in the middle and I can't sleep on it anymore.
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