Jack in the Crack

An alternate name for Jack in the Box which refers to the addictive nature of it's food, widely thought to have addictive substances infused in their burgers/tacos. Open 24 Hours. Widely blamed as the source of over 50% of DUI's ever gotten.

Drunk guy 1: Dude i'm so fucking starving right now.

Drunk guy 2: I am going to fucking murder someone if i dont get some Jack in the Crack right this very minute.

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hippy crack

nitrous oxcide aka nitrous aka nos aka n20 aka laughing gas

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Crack Addict

A person who enjoys the sounds of chiropractic bone cracking (ASMR).

P1: Hey bro, what are you watching.

P2: oh, I’m watching an hour long compilation of bone cracking. I’m kinda of a crack addict.

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crack stacks

High rise apartment complex for low income people, drug dealers, hookers, and the scum of society

There was another drug bust down at the crack stacks last night. You couldn't pay me enough to live there.

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Crack Laughing

Bursting into a prolonged fit of intense, uncontrollable laughter. Used to describe how you feel inside when you find yourself in a pleasing set of circumstances, or at least in comparison to a worse outcome that also might have occurred. Instigating this sort of reaction in someone is called making that person "crack laugh up".

Mikey told me a hilarious joke the other day with his crazy accent, and I couldn't stop crack laughing!!!

Crack Cheese

A stank ass booty hole.

I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.

Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.

crack fuckery

unwise, unwell behavior engaged in bullshit activity.

The fraudster is using my name to make weird personal messages, friend requests, ask for money and engage in general crack fuckery.