When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug
Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old
Dirty sock that have been neglected and has been in the corner of your room since the beginning of freshman year.
We heard Dylan coming from the other side of school with his crunchy sock ie. Cum sock
You’ve heard of scrunchie for vsco sksksksk now crunchie scrunchie is WAY better it has more crunch to it
“Hey did I show you the crunchie scrunchie I got”
"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
A person that is extra deceptive (shady), suspect and highly deceptive.
Some politicians are crunchy niggahs.
When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin
I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today