curved neck trick

A person with a curved neck (aka) A person that has had a curved object jammed down there neck over and over again ..

E Mac is with that curved neck trick Felicia again .her neck is really curved

Fletcher munson Curve

basically the music equivilant of a cheat code. it's good, just fucking google a preset of it, all the cool kids are useing it anyway.

dude: "why does your mix allways sound so nice"
Pro: "i use the fletcher munson curve"
dude: "tf is that"
Pro: "it's complicated"

curve stock

when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.

I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.

Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock

Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.

"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.

to curve

To 'curve' someone is used in a situation where an individual is offer a form of cheese, but rejects it instead reaching for a more expensive/elegant piece of cheese. (Often done as a mating ritual)

Hey Derreck, you want some chedder? Nah fam I'm all about that camembert ya get me . (Derreck has begun to curve Simon)

curved fire

It is a synonym for "straight fire" so you sound cool.

Hey dude that party yesterday was curved fire.

holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.

Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...