dinner and a fuck

1. a date for couples when there is absolutely nothing worth seeing playing at the theaters or if they have seen everything worth seeing.

2. when people hit it off really well have dinner skip the movie and have sex.

3. humorous expression for when you like someone so much you just want to skip the bullshit wine dine or be wine and dined and fuck them.

"honey there's nothing playing in the theaters cmon karate kid remake with jackie chan? lets just have dinner and a fuck.

"omg Jenny, Thomas took me to Les Bistro last night I didn't even care about time travelers wife I just wanted to have dinner and fuck him"

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dinner plate

Any object which could be used to shit on and then eat off of. (actual plate, bed, carpet, etc.)

Marc, "Hey Jared! I just prepared a feast for you on your dinner plate. ENJOY! :)"

Jared, (while eating the shit off of his bed,) "Mmm! Thank you so much, Marc! This is so delicious!"

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dinner with connie

Someone farts in a social setting. This can be heard, smelled, or both. A fine way to draw red cheeks from the offending guest is to casually mention that someone has had dinner with Connie. Connie is a name associated with a person unwilling ever to admit that she ever farts.

A telltale noise goes off between someone's legs at a social gathering. "Well, it seems as someone's had dinner with Connie."

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Thanksgiving Dinner

When a hot lunch consisting of hot turkey and mashed potatos is purchased from a local high school. Katie is placed on a counter in the canine position and stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey while hot gravey is poured on her.

I'm gunna try to give Katie the Thanksgiving Dinner after the prom

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Turkey Dinner

While having anal sex the man cums in the other person's butthole. Than proceeds with a turkey baster to suck out semen and feed to female.

Bob: "Dude how was your thanksgiving?"

Joe: "It was sick bro i gave my girlfriend a Turkey Dinner!!!"

Bob: "Sick bro!"

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Kraft Dinner

The Best Thing Alive

It Is Mac&Cheese and it rocks.

Everyone should eat Kraft Dinner

Person 1-Did you have kraft dinner last night?

Person 2-Hell Yas!

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Dinner Hole

A Dinner Hole is a vagina ready to feast on delicious large amouts of penis. If your Dinner Hole isn't fed with the proper diet, STD's could occur.

Joel fed Big Red's dinner hole.

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