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A dead body, referring to the old saying that corpses in the ground are pushing up the daisies that grow over their graves.
In life, John was a Florist; in Death, he found work as a Daisy Pusher.
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To be buried and deader than Elvis. Hence, the body is "pushin' daisies" because the body is now plant food.
Redneck: "Man, if we dun't get us shum dinnah soon, we gon' be Pushin' Daisies."
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Daisy the dog is super dumb
She barks at nothing eats socks
Yodels
Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back
We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real
When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate
Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around
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When a man performs oral pleasure on a woman as she sits on his face. During the cunnilingus the female does a 360 degree rotation leaving a stain of fecal matter (dookie or shit) around the male's face in the shape of a flower (daisy) hence the daisy dookie.
Wendy gave me a daisy dookie last night so I gave her a chilie dog to make up for it.
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Daisy duke shorts worn by a fat girl.
Dude look at that fat chick's daisy pukes!
Ohh gross dude
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Pulling A Daisy, Is When Someone whom you have invited out, will ask up to ten questions. One at a time and then at the end will decline with either A) I have work in the morning B) Sorry I have no money C) I'm Ill.
Pulling A Daisy can also be done, to someone who is calling you. To Pull a daisy on a call you simply ignore it! And any messages that may be left afterwards, and then offer no reason why.
"Is She coming out? No She is pulling a Daisy"
"Sorry I missed Your Call, I wasn't doing a Daisy"
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A knot often used for storing rope on a sailboat consisting of many slipknots tied on top of each other. This knot is usefull because it makes the rope small but can but untied instantly.
"Arr, put a daisy chain on that rope before I keel haul you."
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