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When your cat gets a little TOO intimate with you. i.e shoving their butt in your face.
“Dude my cat wont stop purring next to me while I masturbate! Its like a reverse shane dawson
fucking your or another ones cat
*friend catches me fucking a cat*
Friend: are you pulling a shane dawson?
Me: No, it isnt what it looks like
The effect Shane (and other content creators, but Shane is the best example) has had on the current generation. How children learned from a young age that self-deprecating humor makes people laugh. (ex: pointing at a trash can and saying "me haha") and has caused many people to actually believe less of themselves. The child didnt have to actualy watch shane dawson, but could have gotten the behavior from someone else who did watch Shane.
person 1: I'm so lazy and fat lol #relatable
person: 2: did you happen to watch Shane Dawson as a kid?
person 3: It looks like you're suffering from the Shane Dawson effect, are you okay?
When someone is so intoxicated, rather than introducing oneself to the opposite sex with a hug or handshake, they greet them with an inappropriate kiss on the mouth. This was done for years by creepy Family Feud Host Richard Dawson.
Guy 1: Kevin just kissed all three of those girls at the bar on the lips, and he has never even met them.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.
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a penis which plays car football every minute of the day
You fucking Leland Minh Dawson.
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this school is shit! you'll probably get called a slur the second you walk in. very homophobic/non-excepting of anyone who isn't wearing cowboy boots or lululemon.
"what school do you go to?"
"dawson county high school"
"oh isn't that the school where the coach got arrested for cp?"
the absolute biggest shithole you will ever go to. don’t suggest unless you want to be sexually assaulted !! teachers don’t do anything about it!! haha anyways if you think about moving to this school in georgia, don’t 😁
dawson county jr high is shit !!