That moment you are banging someone and you realize you had sex with them a while back, but had forgotten all about them.
I think I'm having a "deja spoo" moment, suddenly she looks familiar...
The moment of realization when speaking to someone that you've already told them the story your telling them.
"I called deja du on Tom when he started telling me about the bar fight he's already told me about..."
When, say, a pandemic has us all mentally unstable and the government is like a small child lost in a supermarket. Winter brings a new variant and again, tighter protocols. Science is advancing apace and it yet it feels awfully like one year ago since...(often around Xmas time in northern hemisphere Winters).
"I see on the news we're back to masks-on again...hold on, wait juuuust a minute, oooh, er, I just had deja-flu!"
when you IMMEDIATELY catch a cold/flu etc after recovering
I can't believe I got sick again. talk about Deja Flu
When you have changed your babies nappy/diaper and then they immediately fill it again
I swear I’ve just changed that nappy/diaper... it’s like Deja poo!
The feeling you get when you've heard that shit before
What Simon Cowell says every year on XFactor = Deja-Poo
The feeling that you've heard this crap before
Hey there! I would like to see you again. I'm single.
Me: Deja Poo!