dinner cruise

walking round the supermarket, at around 6-7pm, trying to decide which ready meal to have for dinner

- Up for a dinner cruise?
- Happy Shopper or Co-Op?
- Whatever, I'm starving, let's go.

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dinner plate

Any object which could be used to shit on and then eat off of. (actual plate, bed, carpet, etc.)

Marc, "Hey Jared! I just prepared a feast for you on your dinner plate. ENJOY! :)"

Jared, (while eating the shit off of his bed,) "Mmm! Thank you so much, Marc! This is so delicious!"

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dinner with connie

Someone farts in a social setting. This can be heard, smelled, or both. A fine way to draw red cheeks from the offending guest is to casually mention that someone has had dinner with Connie. Connie is a name associated with a person unwilling ever to admit that she ever farts.

A telltale noise goes off between someone's legs at a social gathering. "Well, it seems as someone's had dinner with Connie."

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Thanksgiving Dinner

When a hot lunch consisting of hot turkey and mashed potatos is purchased from a local high school. Katie is placed on a counter in the canine position and stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey while hot gravey is poured on her.

I'm gunna try to give Katie the Thanksgiving Dinner after the prom

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Turkey Dinner

While having anal sex the man cums in the other person's butthole. Than proceeds with a turkey baster to suck out semen and feed to female.

Bob: "Dude how was your thanksgiving?"

Joe: "It was sick bro i gave my girlfriend a Turkey Dinner!!!"

Bob: "Sick bro!"

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Kraft Dinner

The Best Thing Alive

It Is Mac&Cheese and it rocks.

Everyone should eat Kraft Dinner

Person 1-Did you have kraft dinner last night?

Person 2-Hell Yas!

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Dinner Hole

A Dinner Hole is a vagina ready to feast on delicious large amouts of penis. If your Dinner Hole isn't fed with the proper diet, STD's could occur.

Joel fed Big Red's dinner hole.

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