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Very good food. Should buy at local store.
If you didn’t have them as a child, then you didn’t have one.
“Bro, how much do u like dinosaur nuggets”
“ yes”
“Ok let’s buy some”
When you shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.
I’d rather do the dinosaur stomp than use the Porto potty
Temperatures cold enough to cause a man's balls to retract for warmth.
I went out for a hike in the early morning and dude let me tell you, it was freaking cold dinosaur out, major shrinkage!
something u shove in someone's dick
person 1: hey
person2: hey
person 1: want a plastic dinosaur in ur in dick
person2: why not
One of the greatest combinations known to man. You have those two things, you’re in for a great time!
Matt: “Yo, nachos and cheese are the go to combination.”
Me an intellectual: “nah bro, dubstep and dinosaurs are better.”
A common side effect of stimulant abuse which presents as cramped tendons in the wrist and hands. The hand will become stuck in a position resembling the forearm of a T-Rex
"I popped too many at the club last night, now I'm looking like a baby T-rex with these dinosaur hands."
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