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an joint direct attack munnition, mostly reffeded as JDAM is an GPS guided dump fire bomb launched from a attack jet or bomber.
the u.s.a.f. is using joint direct attack munnition against IS
nothing.absolutely nothing.
we live in their world
Person 1: omg look at the beautiful blue sky !
the other person:( like louis :eyes, microphone ,louis blue ect) yeah very pretty
WHAT IS NOT RELATE TO ONE DIRECTION ? EVEN THE SKY IS
Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.
Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?
Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness
When your driving in Massachusetts, surrounded by Rhode Island drivers, and you give them the finger. This is justified due to the fact that they suck at driving, they saturate the roads as far north as the New Hampshire line and the lingering notion that there are no cars in Rhode Island because they are causing all the traffic in Boston.
Jay: There's so much traffic today.
Joe: Yea, I been giving just about everyone directions back to Rhode Island.
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A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....
Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection
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Acronym: DLI
A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.
Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.
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A common French taunt. Used by John Cleese in Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Also accompanied by "Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries!"
Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!
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