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The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals.
If I cough up petals? Does that mean I have the hanahkai disease because I throw up petals every day and it hurts so much
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A disease acquired by being alive to witness 2016 and all of its horrors.
Symptoms that are included, but aren't limited to:
-Lack of motivation
-Agitition
-Frustration
-Paranoia
-Boredom
-Depression
-A loss of faith in humanity
-The desire to participate in irritating memes/trends (dabbing,bottle toss, manikin challenge)
-complaining about how bad this year was
-And of course feeling way too sensitive and more of offended by anything that isn't politically correct
Me: when's 2016 gonna be over...IT WAS THE WORST...i got nothing done...bla bla bla
Other person: WTF are you talking about it ended, it's been 2017 for like a month now
Me: I'm sorry, I still have 2016 disease for some reason
Other person: *puts hand on my shoulder * I know man it's tough, but you can get through this, trust me I did and you will too
Me: if you say so.
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When a person undergoes symptoms such as stalking older men, ripping their jeans while climbing over fences, bad odour, chain smoking, randomly hiccuping, doing funny dances and farting a LOT.
You smoke, stalk old men, fart AND you ripped your jeans! you have butlerfield disease!!
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A lifelong disease composed of symptoms that occur from dwarfism and retardation
Dale can’t go on the rides at the park because he has Gerardo’s disease
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A disease that affects married men that prevents them from either remembering to do simple household chores or performing them in an acceptable manner.
My husband forgot to take the downstairs trash out again on trash day after I reminded him to take ALL the trash out. His Manzheimer's Disease is really getting worse!
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When the star of a movie or television series who was oringinally fat, losses weight between movies or television seasons.
" Hey, have you seen the new series of 'Drake and Josh' ?"
" Yeah, that Josh kid isn't fat anymore !"
" I know, i think he got longbottoms disease between seasons"
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A disease affecting animators of all kinds. It mainly targets the animators of "furries", "fursonas", animals, and such. The symptoms can include the growth of ears and a tail. The only cure is the animator's disease vaccination.
She got Animator's Disease and had to go to get the vaccination.
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