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An extremely large joint or blunt.
Damn Baby! You just rolled a donkey leg!
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1. (n) A variation of booze hound. An individual who is consistently imparied by copious and persistant alcohol consumption, to the point that their judgement degrades to the sophistication of a jackass.
2. (n) A semi-functioning individual who's alcohol consuption has relegated him to the trash heap of society. Quite often found cooking low-quality meals in neighbourhood pubs.
"Mike, why the fuck did my Eggs Benny take 45 minutes to get to my table?"
"The kitchen got hit bad - total whiteout, man! They shit the bed on an easy order at the beginning and it was all downhill from there. What do you expect, with unemployment so low, it's no wonder we can't hire anyone other than fucking booze donkeys!"
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When two partners enter into a standing up doggy style position, however the man is wearing a blind fold. When he is about to climax, he must pull out and "pin the tail on the donkey" by cumming where he estimates the tail should be
He mad likes the game of donkey style
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1.) A crazy silly person who acts like a jackass and gets scared easily when going through a dark area at night.
2.) An awesome band out of the Twin Cities, Minnesota area!!!
3.) A person who likes to camp in a tent and seems to attrack drunk women into his tent and also people dancing around and shaking the tent.
Fruit Donkey out of Minnesota totally Rocks!!!
We talked that fruit donkey into going for a golf cart ride in the cornfield at 3 am this morning.
I'm going to go shake that fruit donkey's tent!
Friut Donkey
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Nigger is to a black man
Donkey Jockey is to an iranian
basically its the only 'politically correct' iranian insult
Bob: Hey man, do you know Arya?
Joe: Eww, that Donkey Jockey?
Bob: yea? Whats wrong with him?
Joe: Nothing, I just hate Iranians. All persians are just Donkey Jockeys
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Lighting one cigarette from another...
When you don't have a lighter, you may borrow someone's already lit cigarette, and light you're own from it..
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