orgasmic donut

a donut so good dat it feels like ur having an orgasm

odi: i want an orgasmic donut!
jill: so do i!
phillip:wats dat?

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Donut Dome

A sexual deviance where in the male places a Krispy Kreme Donut down the shaft of his penis, then the female must proceed to perform oral sex on the male to attain the donut (without choking) and a little extra icing for fun.

You did what last night?

Ya Donut Dome dude- this girl had some weight on her.

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spicy donut

A chaffed/inflamed anus, normally due to walking too much in a moist environment. Called a spicy donut because in order to cure it you must either glaze or powder it.

Guy 1: Dude I worked a double today and totally have a spicy donut
Guy 2: Put some neosporin or gold bond on that nasty shit yo.

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Donut Muncher

A person who gives a rim job to the hole of a chocolate frosted donut.

Jon: Hey Joe, do you have any donuts left?
Joe: Nah, i just gave the last one a rim job.
Jon: Damnit Joe, You're such a Donut Muncher.

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donut plunger

One who lacks the ability to attain female genitalia, thereby resorting to frequent masturbation with inanimate objects. In this case, a warm glazed crispy cream donut.

Zach Kacir is so fat. Tell that donut plunger to get away from me.

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Dunkin Donuts

The reason Americans can't spell doughnut.

We went to Dunkin Donuts and laughed at the silly Americans.

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The Dunkin Donut

A sex act in a bathroom stall involving a standing doggy-style posistion. When at the point of ejaculation you dunk your partner's head in the toilet and flush while at the same time cumming in a circle around the partner's anus.

Tina didn't appreciate me getting her hair wet. I don't know why she is so upset though. Hadn't she ever had The Dunkin Donut before?

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