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douchebag

A complete and total waste of space, oxygen and life.

Rick Santorum is a douchebag.

by vwboy1026 February 27, 2012

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Douchebag

A person commonly found around the ages of 12-17 that is a horny, selfish person that doesn't care about anything except sex and their ego. Most douchebags are also conformists as well and listen to a lot of rap and hip hop. They tend to usually have girlfriends but unlike a normal human, they commonly show their girlfriend off. Other common words used and have the same meaning of douchebag are fag-bag, fagot, scumbag, ass hole, ass wipe, dickhead, and dick.

Douchebag: "Hey dude check out my hot new girlfriend!" *Grabs her ass for a brief moment and gives her a quick kiss*

Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."

Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."

Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"

by Trjx March 31, 2014

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Douchebag

1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMALβ€’NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.

That kid Alex might be really sexy an awesome but he's a douchebag!

by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018

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douchebag

my moms boyfriend

he is a douchebag!!!

by elainaH1o2 June 25, 2018

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douchebag

a person who exibits massive amounts of douchebaggery and gayness or a person who calls themselves a pimp.

that kid bigalpimpin from eastchester is a giant douchebag

by kms12 April 25, 2007

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douchebag

A word used by people who are afraid to go against the trends of mainstream society.

When he called the bus driver a douchebag I knew he was just another sheep.

by defdream September 2, 2009

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Douchebag

An outfit consisting of: Cargo , khaki shorts, Long vans socks, vans, and usually a plain white tee, energy drink shirt, sometimes with a hat.

Jack: Hey look over there, ian's wearing long vans socks and khaki shorts. Andy: What a douchebag

by Urban Defin3r May 11, 2011

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