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When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and push her head down really fast so she chokes and all the cum flys out her nose.
I angry dragoned that bitch and cum shot our her nose
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Sexual energy in a can. A drink marketed for tramps, delinquints and heroes who don't get paid till next week.
I had three cans of dragon soop last night, I raped and pillaged more than a Ugandan death squad
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A turd that begins in the hole of the siphon of the toilet bowl and remains entirely intact. The importance of the intact body lies in the fact that it must be long enough for it to lay its glistening head outside of the water surrounding the beast's cave.
I had to leave the dirty toilet paper outside the bowl until I could properly document my dragon's lair. Shit was crazy.
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After having sex with a woman who is hard on her period (your balls are a bloody mess), stand next to the wall and smack your nuts into the wall, leaving a bloody print of a flying dragon.
I am sure she will be pissed off when she finds the blood dragon on her wall.
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A company that sells adult sex toys that are "modeled" off of dragon genitalia. It appeals to people who wish they could have sex with dragons. They also sell other animal genitals too such as a horse dick, a dolphin dick, a dog dick, an orca dick, a wallaby dick exc. They even have tentacles.
Some dildos come with special tubes that shoot "Dragon Cum" lube out of the end. They only have one product for the heterosexual male called the "anthro-dragoness". The anthro-dragoness is a masturbator shaped like a dragon pussy.
Bad-dragon's website is www.bad-dragon.com.
I just ordered more Dragon Cum from Bad-dragon.
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When you're blue balled to the point when your balls swell up and turn red. When you finally DO release your load the orgasm is 10x more powerful than SSJ4 Goku's Kamehameha Wave and will likely blow the recipiet a few feet back. Named after the Dragon Balls on the famous tv show Dragon Ball Z.
Goku-Yeah, Chi-Chi gave me a total case of the Dragon Ballz lastnight and i totally unleashed the dragon on her ass.
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A dragon with wings, especially small ones.
Strongbad gave Trodgor wings, so he could be a wingaling dragon.
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