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A temporary psychotic state of mindless agression. Named for "Dirty" Dutch Coldrell who killed 19 men (including his friend "Cool Hand" McCabe) and wounded 79 others during a 27 hour berserk rage during the Great Outdoor Fight of 1877.
In an interview afterward, Coldrell described his Fugue as, "standin' outside your own body, watchin'. You know you should care... should be down there, but it all seems so terrible... it all seems so wrong... that all you can do is watch from afar while your body takes care a'business. Part of me was horrified that I couldn't seem to control myself. But part a'me wishes I'd never come back, neither."
(pronounciation is identical to the musical term of the same spelling. or 'fju-g')
Bobby went into a Dutch Fugue during his 'Airing Of Grievences' at his family's Festivus dinner and killed both of his parents and three siblings before county Sheriffs were able to neutralize him.
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When two partners on a date choose to pay their own respective portions of the bill instead of the man paying for it all.
I saved twenty dollars by going dutch with Christine to the club.
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Similar to a Dutch Oven. When one of the two people in the same bed farts, and blasts an accidental discharge of fecal matter instead of just gas on to the other person.
I meant to give Ma the old Dutch Oven, but I accidentally lost control of my bowels and gave her a Dutch Mudslide instead.
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A girl getting penetrated both vaginaly and analy by 2 men at the same time. Double penatration.
We were so drunk last night, wife got Dutch Doored by me and Kenny and I think our balls touched.
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The hottest of all the Caucasian loves. Temperatures have been known to reach up to 63 degrees centigrade.
Fire broke out in Arnhem late last night. Officials suspect dutch love.
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Rolling onto one's back (often onto a bed or floor) and holding their legs in the air, spreading the butt cheeks with both hands while alternating a squeeze on each cheek and farting loudly into the air. Works great in an area with lots of people.
"Man, I was chillin on my friend's futon beneath his bunk bed, and things got a bit too quiet, so I busted out my Dutch Bagpipes and played a tune so loud the whole city awoke."
"Look, Chris is asleep, why don't you wake him up with a symphony on your Dutch Bagpipes?"
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A more subtle variant of the Dutch Oven. The Dutch Chimney is the act of farting under the covers, and then lifting one's feet to draw air in under the covers. A small passage is then created near the victims face, typically by a loving gesture such as as hug, and an "I love you, baby." The ass gas is then forced past the victims face by dropping one's feet. An expert practitioner can achieve an almost simultaneous "I love you too, baby" and "You asshole!"
"I've been eating a fat burrito at lunch every day this week. It's been awesome."
"Dude, you should totally Dutch Chimney your wife."
"Okay, but can I sleep on your couch?"
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