Vagina Ears

When a person with plugs removes of them and their lobes are all floppy like; the holes end up resembling a vagina

"I hate how I gauged my ears. Look how gross they look without plugs"
"Ewww, you've got dem vagina ears!"

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roasting ears

Common name in the midwest for corn on the cob. Corn on the cob is sometimes cooked by placing the ear of corn (complete with husk) on hot coals.

Also, "roastin' ears"

I love the taste of roasting ears.

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Ear-rape

An unexpectedly loud noise produced with the intent of surprising an unaware audience or with the intent of humor. A common technique used in YouTube Poop. See article: YouTube Poop. This tactic is a personal favorite of YouTube Pooper Imaperson, exhibited in his video: GENIE HAS BIPOLAR DISORDER.

Imaperson's YouTube Poop contained so much Ear-rape, I had to put ice in my ears.

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drummer ear

The hearing problems shared by all drumline members

2)what people get when they stand too close to a drumline practicing

1) woodwind: Can you hear me?
other windwind: No, she/he's got serious drummer ear

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bleeding ears

a condition normal people are put in when sugar we're going down or some other shitty emo song comes on the raido

oh FUCK, theyre playing my chemical romance again, need to stuff some tissues in so i dont get bleeding ears again.

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Penis with ears

A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.

Bob's girlfriend told him that he was nothing but a penis with ears.

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cauliflower ear

a boxer's or wrestler's ear deformed by injuries and accumlated scar tissue

If you don't retire you will end up with a cauliflower ear.

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