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Team Edward

A parade of fanatical, deluded mutants.
The answer? Extermination.

Member of Team Edward: *is shot by tazar gun.*
Member of Team STFU: *scoops up corpse in a body bag and sneaks away shiftily into the shadows, ridding the world of giggling evil*

by wellheytherechar April 21, 2010

236πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


edward scissorhands

A sexual maneuver where β€œEdward” simultaneously gives the shocker to two girls so that he resembles Johnny Depp's character Edward Scissorhands in the 1990 movie of the same name.

Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, β€œI thought this was shish kabob.”

Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of β€œcross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.

Chris should order extra round pillows for his room at the Marriott, so that he can invite two girls back and go Edward Scissorhands on them.

by dismal_scientist August 1, 2006

152πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Radical Edward

Character from the anime series Cowboy Bebop. Don't let the name and appearance fool you; Ed is actually a girl. A very hyperactive, happy-go lucky young kid whose antics tend to annoy most of the crew at times, she proves herself to be more than handy to them as an expert hacker.

When I was ten I had the attention span of Radical Edward.

by Gaaraofthedamned August 14, 2011

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Richard Edward

Dick Ed

You are such a Richard Edward

by Piton Pirate February 14, 2009

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Perrie Edwards

1/4 of Little Mix, the 2011 winner of the Uk XFactor,

Originally from South Sheilds, UK

Recently Engaged to Zayn Malik, 1/5 of One Direction

'Perrie Edwards has the beauty of a goddess and the voice of a 200 pound black woman'

by ClaireJaneElise September 19, 2013

179πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


David edwards

A guy who will stab you in the back as soon as you turn around and is always secretly gay

That man David edwards hella gay bruh he slapped my ass

by The gangstrezy September 24, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Edward Powerhouse

A name often given to penis of such emence proportions that it usually out grows the user. An Edward Powerhouse is named as such due to it's incredible manliness

More often used to state size of phalic objects than to insult somebody who is a massive dick.

My friend Nathan has an Edward Powerhouse!

by Chipmunkcheeks November 28, 2010

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž