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the good ol' twenty eight starts out like any good night, with your forefinger in a bitches cootch. as you slowly caress, she begins to loosen up and moan. soon after that you add your middle finger to the party, namely to increase the pleasure. at this point she is in heaven. here is where you throw the curveball, the pinky in the stinky. needless to say she is shocked but so overcome by passion she lets it slide, dare i say begins to enjoi? you continue as mentioned for a little while longer as your woman learns to love this twist of events. but you are not done my friend, oh not even close. as she begins to once again fall back into ectasy you slide your ring finger into the back door as well. she doesnt complain. you continue and even venture the thumb for a little romp on the brown side. she absolutely loves it. when your woman is writhing in pleasure you know its time for the good ol' twenty eight. right as she begins to climax, you slam your other fist squarely into her anus, while screaming at the top of your lungs "the good ol' twenty eight baby!!" as you can see there are two in the pink and eight in the stink. the good ol' twenty eight has been around for ages and is enjoyed by many, needless to say, there is always high fives all around
it was common practice for the ancient mayans to give their wives the good ol' twenty eight before a hunt, the blood on their hands and the high fives all around pleased the spirits greatly.
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Used when something sucks so incredibly bad that no other adjective will suffice. Also used when one can not think of a suitable word or phrase to describe a situation that can't be any worse.
"Dude I heard what happened to your car, that sucks worse then eight bitches in a bitch boat."
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A couple who popped some pills to have twins and then six kids all at once.
"Honey heres some pills were going to have octuplets like that crazy btich from america also like John and Kate plus eight"
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The America that opposes the current regime. The number is largely symbolic, as the actual percentage now polls at well beyond 50% most weeks.
See also 48% Nation.
The Forty-Eight Percent Nation had better get its act together, or it'll only have itself to blame.
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After four hours of V.O. and Miller Lite. Ones becomes blacked-out and has perpetual mean face.
Look at Eddies face he is drunker than an eight o'clock matthew.
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1) a person on myspace who moves his/her friends down or up on their tops after fights, etc.
2) a person on myspace that nags other people to be on his/her top friends, complains about the order, etc.
Both are etremely annoying.
1) Person being a top eight whore:
girl: I can't believe she ditched me for her boyfriend last night! I'm soo putting kristen in front of her to piss her off.
2) Why did you move me down on your top eight??? Are you mad at me?
Like omgg.
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Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"
"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"
"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"
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