english teacher

A loser who has no life and spends all thier time finding new and pointless symbols in "classic" litturature such as the shitest book on earth Catcher And The Rye, Lord of The Flies and The Red Pony

Damn I hate my english teacher. Today she said that Holden's hat represents the state of humanity. WTF its a freakin hat.

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English Tunnel

When a male has anal sex with a partner, then ejaculates inside, then uses a large, blunt object to widen the anus. Then he reaches inside and scoops out feces and semen, then eats it.

I almost gagged while I was giving my girl the English Tunnel last night!

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English Houdini

When a dude is doing someone doggie style, he pulls spits on the partner's back to make them think that he came. When the partner turns around, the dude cums in their face.

I gave your mother an English Houdini during lunch.

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The English Welcome

When a woman arrives in England a proper Englishman shall double fist her vagina with no lube whatsoever. Whilst it’s happening he will say “Welcome to England” in a strong Cockney accent. If she is particularly appreciative of English culture she will say “For the Queen” while being double fisted.

Hello love, will you allow me the honor of giving you The English Welcome?

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Fuckwit English

When a person is so incompetent they don't know how to spell or use proper grammar or punctuation.

2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. Yeah, that bitch is so fluent in Fuckwit English.

yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit

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Ogre-English

Butchered spoken English. English spoken using words that are not in the dictionary.

I corrected several grammerical errors.
Fo shizzle, my nizzle!
I cain't git none o' dis stuff to work!

Above are examples of "Ogre-English".

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Full English

The beautiful occasion wherein you recieve oral, vaginal, and anal sex all in the same evening. Based off of the colloquial term for "Full English Breakfast".

Guy 1 "Hey man, how did your date with Stacy go last night?"

Guy 2 "Better than expected; I took her to Denny's for a Grand Slam and ended up getting a 'Full English'!"

*High Five*

*Air Guitar*

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