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The ultimate comeback. A retort that is so awesome that there is no recovery from it. When used effectively it has the power to pwn your life.
Only the Counter to the Epic Burn can deflect its destructive force.
friend 1: "Until I'm done taking this medication my doctor says i should stop having sex"
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
*all laugh*
friend 3: "Do you need some aloe vera for that Epic Burn?"
friend 1: "stfu noob"
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A annual holiday falling on March 10th. Originally started to celebrate the birthday of THE Chuck Norris, Epic Day involves listening to epic songs and watching epic movies (no, not Epic Movie). Epic Day was started on March 10th, 2008 by two epicly cool cats from Bensalem, PA.
The Epic Day Soundtrack mainly consists of...Lux Aeterna (LotR version) and O Fortuna.
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A game on Roblox that a bunch of no lifers spend more than 12 hours per day playing so they can get 10k+ wins and be on the monthly leaderboard that no one gives a fuck about.
Robloxian1: How many wins have you got today in Epic Minigames?
Robloxian2: 2000!! I am on top of the leaderboard!
Robloxian3: Get a life.
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A Player vs Player MMORPG developed by Epic Inventions and later acquired by Artix Entertainment that involves three classes: Tech Mage, Mercenary, and Bounty Hunter. Many people in this game record their characters pwning and then upload their kills onto YouTube.
Johnny: What are you doing?
Ysrome: Playing Epic Duel and uploading my pwnage onto YouTube.
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Voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of the woman/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.
Samantha has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Breasts in every sense of the word.
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Something on the internet that is so old, you can't believe someone tried to send it to you as new.
Chuck -"Hey man, check this out, some dude named Tay Zonday singing some song called 'Chocolate Rain', lulz"
Stu- "That shit is Epic Old"
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The strongest form of the term "Epic Win", in which the described is perfectly deserving of being long remembered and inspired by for years, decades, centuries, or even millenia to come.
Guy: How do you feel about Michael Jackson?
Guy 2: ...EPIC LEGEND!!
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