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evan

evan: literally THE best bf to ever have existed. words cannot explain how much i love and appreciate him:,) ngl he’s kinda smelly n a lil old BUT i wouldn’t trade him for anyone else >:) (hello kitty maybe i’m still thinking abt it 😳) also also HI EVAN !!

ali, why are you smiling at your phone sm? β€œoh dw abt it, i was j texting evan” blush blush blush 😎

by small head October 28, 2020


evan

dear evan hansen, we've been waaaay to out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much.

Ooh, look! There's that theatre kid! She has a "Dear Evan hansen" shirt on!

by hehe ๏_๏ November 13, 2020


evan

a guy who never writes back when you want him to. can never depend on him. gives you empty promises. uses girls for sex. fond of drink and weed.

evan. womaniser. alco. empty promises.

by random_observer1234 February 6, 2010

86πŸ‘ 151πŸ‘Ž


evan

The best person of all time. Always sexy. If you ever meet an Evan he will be the sexiest and hottest person you will ever meet

1.Man, what an Evan
2.I wish I knew an Evan

by god1111111 March 8, 2017

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Evans

Someone who is just completely terrible at something... Sports, for example. Can't play, misses the ball all the time, scores numerous points for the other team. Usually a nice guy, moderately intelligent and good natured; you just don't want him on your team. A curse will follow you should he be placed there.

Prone to making bets he can't win.

Can normally be spotted with loud laughter and talking good natured smack.

Guy 1: Man... They got a killer team.

Guy 2: That MAY be true... But... Check out center field. He's a total Evans.

Guy 1: Ahahaha... Good eye.

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Guy 1: *Leaps for ball, misses, eats dirt*

Guy 2: I knew you were an Evans. We're soooo going to lose.

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Guy 1: You hear that guy makin bets and talkin' smack earlier? Sounded pretty serious.

Guy 2: *waves hand* Don't worry I know the guy, he's a total Evans.

Guy 3: Yeah, totally.

Guy 1: Cool cool. Thought he might be, but he had me sweatin' for a minute.

by Animus Argentis December 21, 2009

63πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž


evan

A white guy that tries to act ghetto, and he's rich. Everyone thinks he's annoying but tries to be freinds with him becuase he brings snacks to school.

"Im sick of evan's crap!"
"If you touch him, he will make his father sue."
"smh."

by Collage Proffesor January 30, 2017

10πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


evan

sexiest most sexual appealing kid. only single but ready to mingle. gimme the coochie and ill let you pet my poochie. ready to smash right in ur ass. not gay but strait and respects women. team str8 4 lyfe.

Hey that kid Evan is wilddddddd.

by Ima Spoob February 7, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž